[Sting tops list of worst lyricists]

Here's the latest from the stupid-list-from-crappy-magazine department. Neil Peart has made Blender magazine's list of worst lyricists in their upcoming November issue, coming in at #2. Topping the list was Sting with Creed frontman Scott Stapp at No. 3, Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher at No. 4, and soft-rocker Dan Fogelberg at No. 5. From the press release:

... Blender described Canadian rocker Peart's lyrics as "richly awful tapestries of fantasy and science," ...

Whatever. Thanks to everybody who sent me the link this morning.

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