... well - it's not really them. But it's good for a laugh. Some of the errors in the bio are pretty bad; Fly by Night doesn't exist, John Rutsey becomes John Rusty, Peart is spelled Pert, etc. It basically reads like a really bad 4th-grade term paper. What's worse is that some of the people who have left comments seem to think that this page is for real.
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